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I just finished another entry in my "Fuck you, Billie" journal.

I hate this bed

Uh, okay. Hi. I don't like this bed I hate this bed I don't want to use this bed it doesn't matter where you put this bed because I hate this bed so I wreckeded the bed. I have that nice big bed in the room where I go.
And yeah this morning I did poopeded on the welcome mat and I barkeded the hell at a really old Food Lady and she gotted mad. And I would not stop for nothing.
I hateded this bed so much it was a stupid bed. And I laugheded when Mr. Foodlady cleaneded it up saying, "This is the sign of a bad dog." And then he tolded something about me going on a "Craigslist."
I hateded a Craigslist and I won't go I will pull out of the collar again.

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Oh, hi. Okay. Um so today we wokeded up and I had to bite some of Mr. Food Lady's hands and he hollered at me he got so mad. Then the one food came. Then I makeded a pee right on the mat on the porch. Mrs. Food Lady didn't see and I was glad. Then I slepted on the couch and had dreams about hurting that dog Tobi who is in the yard next to my yard. I don't like Tobi. Then I had the more food. Then I dugged a big hole. And told people to get off the property and then I dugged more a big hole and then I chewed up sticks big sticks so big huge sticks heavy hard to carry but I didded it. Then I maked a pee by the chair while they lookeded at that white box. And they both got real mad and Mr. Food Lady said I'm stupid and Mrs. Food Lady wipeded up the pee and I went to show Other Dog to watch the Mrs. Food Lady wipe up the pee and we laugheded so hard I'm just going to do it again. Then the Little Food Guy got up in my face and also another time he tookeded my bowl away and put some old milky cereal in it to be mean with me but I ated it because it was good. And another time in the day I rip up some garbage and a paper towel. And broughted some socks in the yard so they getted mud. Ok.Sleep.

That's right, food lady

You know, I don't have to take this shit. I can escape and take care of my own goddamn self.
Why do you talk to me like that? Gooooood Girrrrrl. I am fixed, assholes. Thanks for that, by the way.
So I am sexless. Without gender. And girls are little stupid humans. We dog females are bitches. I was a bitch. Now I am not. I am very sleepy from being so mad.

P. S.

Bille is pissing on the floor, so the next time you go accusing both of us, you can leave me out of your base accusations. I don't piss inside.